I have recently discovered these five - deeply profound - facts to be true:
1. We have had more rain this year than in recent memory.
2. We have ten times MORE mosquitos than last year.
3. I do NOT like tornado warnings. (I like actual tornadoes even less.....)
4. I REALLY don't like TRAINS travelling through right in the middle of a tornado warning.
5. It is easier to wet yourself the older you get (particularly when you hear a train on a tornado-warning evening....)