"Mom, how do goats kiss?"
For which I had no coherent answer to (or even enough brain cells to wonder where on earth that question came from), and then,
"Mom, is Jesus God's second name?"
I told him that no, Jesus was God's first name. He then asked:
"Then, is God Jesus' second name?"
And my question? Why can't he wait until I'm awake before he starts the million questions?